There's a fruitcake for everybody
There's a fruitcake for everyone
There are b-sides to every story
If you decide to have some fun
Take a bite
It's alright
There's some brandy and star margarine to make it bright
Take a bite
It's alright
A little lovin' and some fruit to bake
Life is a piece of cake
♪
It's the season for being happy
But the reason is dead and gone
If the reason for being happy
Takes a backseat when the season's done
Just take a bite (Take a bite)
It's alright (It's alright)
Taste the taste that sent all mothers
Giggling in sheer delight
Take a bite (Take a bite)
It's alright (It's alright)
A little lovin and some fruit to bake
Life is a piece of cake
♪
Everybody everywhere, people do you really care?
Christmas time has once again arrived
♪
Everybody everywhere, people do you really care?
Christmas time has once again arrived
Mistletoe and a little snow
But we don't get it there at fruitcake heights

Mistletoe and a little snow
But we don't get it there at fruitcake heights, oh no
♪
Stars are falling down from heaven (From heaven)
But it's nowhere near our town (Our town)
Miracles are falling down from heaven (From heaven)
But it's nowhere near our town
♪
There's a fruitcake in everybody
There's a fruitcake in everyone
There are b-sides to every story
If you decide to have some fun
Just take a bite (Take a bite)
It's alright (It's alright)
Taste the taste that sent all mothers
Giggling in sheer delight
Take a bite (Take a bite)
It's alright (It's alright)
A little lovin and some fruit to bake
Life is a piece of cake