I am he as you are he as you are me And we are all together See how they run Like pigs from a gun See how they go I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake Waiting for the van to come Corporation teashirt You are a bloody Tuesday, man You been a naughty girl You let your face grow long I am the eggman I am the eggmen Goo goo g'joob. Mr. City Policeman Sitting pretty little policemen in a row See how they fly Like Lucy in the sky See how they go I'm crying I'm cry... I'm crying Yellow matter custard Dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife Pornographic priestess Man you been a naughty girl You let your knickers down I am the eggman I am the eggmen Goo goo g'joob. Sitting in an English garden Waiting for the sun If the sun don't come, you get a tan From standing in the English rain I am the eggman I am the eggmen Goo goo g'joob Expert textpert choking smokers Don't you thing the joker laughs at you? Ha ha ha! See how they fly Like a Lucy in the sky See how they go I'm crying Semolina pilchards Climbing up the Eiffel Tower Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe I am the eggman I am the eggmen Goo goo g'joob Goo goo g'joob Goo goo g'joob Goo goo g'joob Goo goo g'joob Goo goo g'joob END