Mommy baked an apple pie Sayin' "Hush, my baby, don't you cry now" Eva Braun is next to you Welcome to the friggin' zoo! I don't want your apple pie I'll get heavy, I won't fly If I eat too much of it Uncle Sam will make me shit Daddy made a mug of Kvas Kremlin angels made all that jazz CIA and KGB Fast food service stuffed in me I don't want your apple pie I'll get heavy, I won't fly If I eat too much of it Uncle Sam will make me shit Uncle Sam, Uncle Sam Uncle Sam will make me shit Uncle Sam, Uncle Sam Uncle Sam will make me shit I can't not dig what's that all about Some people eat - they never doubt Some people serve bad fish for the rest But I know for sure they'll be under arrest I don't want your pie or Kvas Apple pie that mommy cooked Honey Kvas that daddy brewed Now I know that I will puke Now I know Now I know for sure Now I know that I will puke Now I know Now I know for sure Now I know that I will puke I don't want, I don't need I don't want your apple pie I don't want, I don't need I don't want your Honey Kvas Mommy baked an apple pie Sayin' "Hush, my baby, don't you cry now" Eva Braun is next to you Welcome to the heavens' zoo! I don't want your Honey Kvas I don't want your apple pie 'Cause I know that I'll go gas 'Cause I know that I will die 'Cause I know, I know for sure 'Cause I know that I will die 'Cause I know, I know for sure 'Cause I know that I will die