Down a tunnel, in a tube
On the road, knocked down and bruised
Some man laid with blood in hair
And beside him was a bear
But this bear was a man
Red-neck biker from some clan
I was really scared and pissed
But the creature only hissed
Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
Don't touch it!
Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
It's the only thing I like!
Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
It's the only thing I like!
I said: Sir, what have you done?
Take a look at what's going on
Why kill a man for touching your bike?
After all, it's just a hype
Hype it is! Was the reply
Kiss your ass and say goodbye!
He pulled out his killer gun
I got blue and turned round to run
Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
Don't touch it!
Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
It's the only thing I like!
Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
It's the only thing I like!
But I did not run away
I was smarter in a way
Took the road to the countryside
Down to red-flagged farming sites
"Rent a tractor", the sign read
Want them all That's what I said
Catch my bill and went to a pub
Where drunkards had their fun
Hey, you boys, you wanna ride?
Gotta a fag, who pushed you pride!
Got 'em wheels?
Sure I do!
And the biker paid his due
Don't touch it!
Don't touch it!
Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
It's the only thing I like!
Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
Don't touch it!
Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
It's the only thing I like!