Look for the skin tight Levi's New boots and old motor bike SPCA on speed dial And don't you forget the vintage couch Small bucks but big dreams Sugar please, room for cream Despite my own discretion Baby this is my confession: I like the way he looks at me His cigarette and off-white teeth He only wants to be happy But he won't do that, it's too mainstream Sinatra and Abbey Road Expensive glass, cheap merlot I'll follow him where he goes Don't ask me why cause I'll never know. Help! I'm under some kind of spell Don't you make me say it. I won't say it. Fine, I'll say it. Baby I'm in love with a-- Ooo! Honey no, it can't be true It's impossible that everything is opposite. I'm in love with a hip hip hipster Hip hip hipster, mister Hip hip hipster, hip hip hip Check out the latest tattoo Rich with Buddhist virtues Don't mind the 80s rabbit It was the closest to a corvette Ron Paul and Monet Ray Bans, Red beret He calls it self expression Oh, I just can't forget him I like the way he reads Tolstoy He's gluten free and no soy Open to all opinions Unless it's regarding politics Cubism and yoga Kubrick and Coppola Still I don't understand He's got me in the palm of his hand Help! I'm under some kind of spell Don't you make me say it. I won't say it. Fine, I'll say it. Baby I'm in love with a-- Ooo! Honey no, it can't be true It's impossible that everything is opposite. I'm in love with a hip hip hipster Hip hip hipster, mister Hip hip hipster, hip hip hip Baby, tell me is it true? Wonder if I'm one of you. Caviar and Cordon Bleu I think I am--oh I am-- Baby tell me is this it? Don't think I'm prepared for this NPR and old cassettes Did I just buy a Prius? Hip hip hipster, hip hip hipster mister Hip hip hipster, hip hip hip I'm in love with a hip hip hipster Hip hip hipster, mister Hip hip hipster, hip hip hip