My baby's been havin' dreams about other men
Sometimes it's a movie star other times it's my best friend
I can hear her makin' love to them every night
And when she's done she takes the pillow and holds it oh so tight
When she's awake she don't break her vows
And she don't run all over town
But when she's sleepin' she's cheatin' on me
When her eyes are open she wears her ring
And calls me her everything
But when she's sleepin' she's cheatin' on me
She says that she ain't doin' nothin' wrong
That it ain't a crime to dream about someone
She even started puttin' lipstick on in bed
So she'd be good and ready for the men inside her head
When she's awake she don't break her vows
And she don't run all over town
But when she's sleepin' she's cheatin' on me
When her eyes are open she wears her ring
And calls me her everything
But when she's sleepin' she's cheatin' on me
I read somewhere that we sleep
Through one third of our lives
So if we live till we're 75
She'll cheat on me
6033.33 times... approximately
When she's awake she don't break her vows
And she don't run all over town
But when she's sleepin' she's cheatin' on me
When her eyes are open she wears her ring
And calls me her everything
But when she's sleepin' she's cheatin' on me
Oh when she's sleepin' she's cheatin' on me