Once I had a strange love, A mad sort of insane love, A love so fast and fierce I thought i'd die Yes once I had a strange love, A pure but very pained love, A love that burned like fire through a field Oh once I had a strange love, A childlike but deranged love, A love that if were bottled it would kill. See once I had a strange love, A secret and untamed love, A love that took no prisoners at all And once I had a strange love A psychic unexplained love, A love that challenged scientific facts And then there was that strange love, That very badly trained love, A love that needed discipline and fact Once I had a strange love A publicly acclaimed love, The kind of love that's seen in magazines. And once I had a strange love, A beautiful but vain love, A love I think it's better left in dreams And once I had a strange love, A morally inflamed love, We'd go on holy battles in the nights And then there was that strange love That vulgar and profane love, The kind of love that we don't talk about Yes, once I had a strange love, A lying infidel love, Who wove in stories like Sherazade And once I had a strange love, A flaky white kiki love, We ran so fast we almost spilled our guts. You see i've had some strange love, Some good, some bad, some plain love, Some so-so love, so what?...and c'est la vie... But just let me proclaim, love, That, out of all the strange love You're the strangest love I've ever known...