Make a note to tell yourself that you're alive
Women and children'll be the first ones to die!
The great beast of misfortune has arisen from our time
Now is quite a good time for some cola with lime.
Now, here's a predicament that's presented with a solemn grin and a merciful twinkle.
Asking someone to pass the dagger just to pardon the crime.
But if you really meant to give me the answers, why did I have to come this way?
What could be the possible reason for failure attempted for?
No! Is this made up like pretty pictorial representations or?
Maybe I know too much and I am inherently aware of your twisted ways!
But then it would spook me out to know all the patterns of your underwear!
Escapist
Make a break for the door when you know this.
Think it like a phallic thing and blow this
Get an oar hold your breath and row this
Pull a boob out, stick your skank in and ho this!
Stick a flashlight out of your pants and bro this!
You know this. Write it down and show this.
Have a ball and throw this. You owe this.
Before this, make like a beard and grow this.
Is this when the whole world decides to make everything right?
No! Is this made up like pretty pictorial representations or?
Doofus
You shoulda thought about it before you threw this.
Now, you're gonna have to be a DJ and cue this
Be an animal, lick your scrotum and poo this.
Just cut it like you grew this
Do this. First you one it then two this!
You'll do this. Stick it to it and glue this.
You'll get through this. You knew this.
Before this, make like a dick and screw this.
You will never take me down alive.