They buy you dinner open your door Other then that what are they good for Men I'm talking about men They all want a girl just like the girl that married dear old dad They make me so mad Men I'm talking about men Well you can't beat 'em up cause they're bigger then you You can't live with 'em and you just can't shoot 'em Men, I'm talking about men They love their toys They make their noise They're nothing but a bunch of over grown boys Men, I'm talking about men If you give ' em what they want they never fall in love Don't give 'em nothing they can't get enough Men, I'm talking about men In the beginning they always aim to please They serve a purpose they fill a need They ensure the survival of the species They take you for a ride run of gas Most of the time they're a pain in the Yea, yea Men I'm talking about men Silver tongue devils Lying through their teeth Saying anything just to sweep you off of your feet Ooh yea Men, talking about men Mere mortal men