Oh-ho-ho-ho Oh-ho-ho-ho Oh-ho-ho-ho Oh-ho-ho-ho Everybody was Kung Fu fighting Those kicks were fast as lightning In fact, it was a little bit frightening But they fought it with expert timing There was funky Chinaman from funky Chinatown They were chopping them up, they were chopping them down It's an ancient Chinese art and everybody knew their part From a fainting, to a slip, and a kickin' from the hip Everybody was Kung Fu fighting Those kids were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightening (yeah, yeah) But they fought it with expert timing