Congratulations
You have won a prize
A one-way ticket
On an interstellar ride
That sounds amazing
Just tell me where to sign
Wait, what's the catch here?
This doesn't seem quite right
Behind each door you'll find
You get nothing, nothing
Thanks for playing
Better luck next time
No matter what you say or do
Your fate is sealed
You end up with nothing, nothing
Thanks for playing
Better luck next time
So what you're saying is
The deck's been stacked this whole damn time
The prize is living
But we don't get out alive
Is it too late to
Completely change my mind?
Fuck it, let's get crazy
Yes, this suits me just fine
Ah, fuck it
Let's get crazy
Behind each door you'll find
You get nothing, nothing
Thanks for playing
Better luck next time
No matter what you say or do
Your fate is sealed
You end up with nothing, nothing
Thanks for playing
Better luck next time
If it's true, we are all doomed, and
This is futile, we all lose, may
I suggest another path to choose
One where we embrace that we're screwed
Behind each door you'll find
You get nothing, nothing
Thanks for playing
Better luck next time
No matter what you say or do
Your fate is sealed
You end up with nothing, nothing
Thanks for playing
Better luck next time
Better luck next time