Well you got your finger drummer desk How 'bout you get some rest now You ain't been doin' jack 'Cept hang around the office And wait around for talk that's Bound for behind your back And you got your finger on the button, finger on the button Ain't you been talkin' big about something Penny roll a'guttin' a cannibal cannonball Breaker funnin' wag it til' you're nothing But a finger on a button too And you got your creamsicle complexion Paid for your erections You laugh and talk of thee and thine To hover on the news boy Cover up the bruise boy Your knuckle made a real shine But you're balking in a beehive Talking out your behind You tweet a bad tune or two Nah you ain't in no position To call it inefficient Boy we oughta just deport you