Reflected too long on a cannibals life And I found myself obsessed with thoughts of eating my wife I am not an evil man But she came home and I shot her dead And I threw her favorite pillow cases over her head Then I fainted and cried Woman, what have I done? Get in the car, I'm a cannibal superstar A taxi driver saw me bury the bones And I don't remember feeling so alone But if you get the chance, you really must see France And now they got me on this TV show So if you want a restaurant, I'm the one to show you where to go When you're in Tokyo Woman, what have I done? Get in the car 'cause I'm a cannibal superstar, alright? I'm a cannibal superstar tonight