College is dumb But we're having some fun In the winter time I'm making some friend Despite this place that we're are in In the winter time The dorms here are cool At least I got my own room All my stuff inside A place where I can hide Been banging around With this girl I have found But she broke my heart It's not her fault She says that she don't know Where her life should go And I guess that's fine 'Cause I don't know about mine And they don't want us kids To know who Lou Reed is So let's dress in drag And let them laugh And then we'll see If anyone feels like Everyone feels like me