Let me tell you 'bout the lips she had The lips she had upon her face And let me tell you 'bout the legs she had The legs she had below her waist Those legs couldn't dance And those lips couldn't make no romance They'd just blabber on, on and on Let me tell you 'bout the eyes she had They're windows to and from her soul Let me tell you 'bout the heart she had The heart she had of solid gold Those eyes couldn't cry They just frightened all the children inside And that heart of gold Was cold cold cold That girl ain't right But she is my lady tonight 'Cause I love her so