I've got two bodies and a head, and a memory I'm gonna fix them in a way that suits me All i need, a freezer and a knife And i'll revive the living dead I once had a friend Who had a face like a rat So i gave him a new head Now he's such a lovely lad Cryosurgery is fun And i don't think i'm the only one Who likes to put things where they belong Cryosurgery is fun And i don't think i'm the only one Who likes to put things in their place One day i will have changed the entire human race Still, all i see Angry faces looking down at me Because i can't help them all I have to work so hard Creating Naomis out of old tarts And make the short ones tall Julie was so insecure She got really depressed So i gave her a new brain She now thinks she's the best But then her brains were lit She got a bit too optimistc She thought that she could fly Made others wonder why Cryosurgery is fun Sometimes i feel as if i'm God Or at least his maid When i look at people i create I play to win By making Einsteins of the very dim My job is so interesting Only in the summertime I can't be a hero 'Cause i can only operate At absolute zero.