Well I woke up this morning and I got out of bed I felt really beat, so I spinned through my head I knew what to do to get outta this rut Toss down some of my cap'n crunch Opened the cabinet where it belonged I looked at the box and cap'n crunch was gone Where's the cap'n? Where's the cap'n? Where's the cap'n gone? Where's the cap'n? Where's the cap'n? Where's the cap'n gone? Well I can't eat it now without the cap'n around What will we do? He must be found! 'Cause lucky charms they don't do the trick And Wheaties don't pack a sugar fix Quisp left the galaxy, Quake got his way All passed the expiration date Where's the cap'n? Where's the cap'n? Where's the cap'n gone? Where's the cap'n? Where's the cap'n? Where's the cap'n gone? They said he'd gone away to sea And now there's a big mystery They told me to solve the clues I was too depressed, I had the crunch berry blues ♪ Then he came back one day Said "He'd been at the Milky Way" But I don't believe all the spoon-fed lies Conspiracies, payoffs or cereal-spies Doesn't feel right, who could it have been? The silly trix rabbit trying to work his way in Where's the cap'n? Where's the cap'n? Where's the cap'n gone? Where's the cap'n? Where's the cap'n? Where's the cap'n gone?