Ahoy, loyal crew The ubiquitous Cap'n Crunch speaking Listen That's the sound of somebody who might want Crunch too And where is the General, Cap'n Crunch? We know you captured him Where is he? ♪ Well, I woke up this morning and I got out of bed I felt really beat, so spin through my head I knew what to do to get outta this rut Tossed down some of my Cap'n Crunch Opened the cabinet where it belonged I looked at the box and Cap'n Crunch was gone Where's the cap'n? Where's the cap'n gone? Where's the cap'n? Where's the cap'n gone? Well I can't eat it now without the Cap'n around What will we do, he must be found! 'Cause Lucky Charms they don't do the trick And Wheaties don't pack a sugar fix Quisp left the galaxy, Quake got his way All passed the expiration date Where's the cap'n? Where's the cap'n gone? Where's the cap'n? Where's the cap'n gone? ♪ Where is he? ♪ Then he came back one day, they said "He'd been at the Milky Way" But I don't believe all the spoon-fed lies, conspiracies, payoffs or cereal-spies Didn't feel right, who could it have been? The Silly Trix rabbit trying to work his way in Where's the cap'n? Where's the cap'n gone? Where's the cap'n? Where's the cap'n gone? ♪ Like I always say fellas You can't get away with the crunch 'Cause the crunch always gives you away