I'm sick like a kid with aids
I clean house better than a pair of Mexican maids
My words drop faster than old tampons fall
Flowin' more than the seed in peter north's balls
I spit fire they call me the arsonist
Ya know I'm tearin' it up more than a pedophlic rapist
Rhyme so hard that it gives me wood
So i can fill you with more regret than planned parenthood
And then we sing it
Hey i'm soppin' wet with skills
Killin' it like i'm poppin' pills
So let me ride the mic like a
Dyke on a bike without a seat
Hey in case you haven't heard
I spread the spoken word
I say what i prefer without a slur
I'm more inspiring than adolf hitler (fucked up)
I'm a cracker i'll never grow an afro
I'm whiter than an episode of the cosby show
My name is chad it's my white boy curse
I'm a bigger douchebag than a hooker's purse
So puff puff pass now i'm in the zone
I'm more ill than your grandma's retirement home
We'll smoke so much til we cough and heave
And get more paralyzed than christopher reeve
Hey i'm soppin' wet with skills
Killin' it like i'm poppin' pills
So let me ride the mike like a
Dyke on a bike without a seat
Hey in case you haven't heard
I spread the spoken word
I say what i prefer without a slur
I'm more inspiring than adolf
You should be afraid of
Everything i'm made of
Time for a fake guitar solo
I come from a rough neighborhood well sorta, kinda
It's a dirty hairy place called my mom's vagina
Nine months straight i was trapped and contorted
So lonely i wanted me aborted
I only saw my dad every now and again
When my mom was asleep he tried to poke his head in
No ladies in the womb so i got lovesick
But in the fetal position i could suck my own dick