Little babies dying and coughing up blood
People drowning everywhere because there was a flood
New born puppies burning in the fire place
Crying uncontrollably cause I was sprayed with mace
I know it all sounds awful it makes my senses numb
But this is what I think of when I have sex and I don't wanna cum
Just yet
I'll think of starving children, I'll think of Ghangis Khan
I'll picture both my Mom and Dad getting it on
I'll try my best to focus, remember not to flex
But most of all I'll think of anything but sex
Carmen Electra, Halle Berry
Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Connelly
Jessica Alba, Natalie Portman
Eva Longoria and Charlize Theron
These women all turn me on at a faster rate
So I think about them when I fuck an ugly girl
Oh no
Angelina Jolie, Rebecca Romijn
Demi Moore in Striptease but not in G.I. Jane
I'll try my best to focus, keep my mind on the prize
Cause it will go for nothing if I open my eyes
I open my eyes
Oops I opened my eyes
And fucked an guy