A colorful blend of lipstick and rouge A yellow bob, a polka dot style Today's the day, a win or lose Can't come home and say, "he's mine" Lifts the receiver up to her mouth Can barely say it with a furrowed brow It's not easy He's a doll of a boy But he just won't cut it Jeff, I love you too... But, Craig! Leaves from work, clerical assistant Needs a smoke, she's gonna miss him All those looks, a piece of art Red kiss on her cigarette and one on his heart Jeff, I love you too... But, Craig!