Big Time Teddy he's my man
He's dead but near and smooth and calm
My genius with the Midas touch
That's what the card said that he gave me
He said he'd be there for me to phone
And he'd be there for me
He rearranged my life for me
Big Time Teddy said "I'm dispenser you're the Pez"
Big Time Teddy says "Love me in my lovely bed"
All day and all night long
He breathes for me and that seems wrong
My man Teddy states "Easy? is on his way"
Big Time says that he's the guy
The maestro with the golden eye
He knows what's right he's never wrong
He says from now on he's my thinker
Thinking all my life for me
Metropolitans think I lead
My leader of leaders, biggest friend
Big Time Teddy says "I'm dispenser you're the Pez"
Big Time Teddy said "Love me in my lovely bed"
All day and all night long
He breathes for me and that seems wrong
My man Teddy states "Easy? is on his way"
No more emails, no more phonecalls
I'm no longer fool enough
Where's my Big Time, where's my thinker?
My cold hands have lost a glove
I need coaching I need guidance
My heart's not enough to cope
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Big Time Teddy motherfucker
Raindrop walker, soul insulter
Instincts of a lowly cat
With heart and courage way below that
Thinks it's time to taste the beer
He knows his charms are almost dead
The cockroach lawyer turned full captain
Big Time Teddy says "I'll be living when you're dead"
Big Time knows the score, ten to him to me much lower
Big Time Teddy said "No more love in Teddy's bed"
Big Time Teddy says "I'll be living when you're dead"
Big Time Teddy says
Big Time knows the score
Big Time Teddy says
Big Time Teddy says