I call in sick just to yawn yawn yawn When I hear your name yawn yawn yawn Call you a prick when you yawn yawn yawn This is where it hits when you yawn (Mmh! yeah! ah!) When the guy's kinda lame and I yawn yawn yawn But he's got a rich-guy ring (Yawn Yawn) Riding on his wave til he's gone gone gone Thats where it hits when you yawn (Mmh! yeah! ah!) I wanted to leave my house But then again it's bot worth it (Yawn Yawn) Meeting new potential yous' make me nervous (Yawn) My mom's on me about stuff and always being out and about And I'm like Nah, it's not like that, cut it out Having a pint like it's the last thing i'll ever do I hear someone knocking knock knock while i'm at the loo (Why you making so much noise man?) Honestly, the only way to get through a gig is to be on stage yourself I guess that's why I'm yawning through your whole set Call off business to yawn yawn yawn Put my whole carreer at risk just to yawn (yawn ya-yawn ya-ya-yawn) Overslept in a dizz' now i'm back up That's where it hits when you yawn (Mmh! yeah! ah!) I wanted to go out but it's not fun like it used to Did each and every one of you turn 40 while i was in the bathroom? Yea yea yea go on and have a good night sleep I'll be over there by myself like you used to be