Holder's big-bellied color hologram
Staring at the wall, blunder's in the bag
Callin' out for Jenny but she don't know what to do
You know she'll wait for you
She gon' wait
Though you are flammable
She gon' wait
Down at the landslide
Drinkin' up her cherry wine
Brought it in a box full of hand-me-downs
Guess this all just was
Simply a calamity
♪

Simply a calamity
♪
Made yourself at home real fast
A bit too visibly
Wish I could say I'm pleased, but I'd lie
Half price, two promises for one
But if promises can go on sale then so can a heart's possession
And that's how she got caught up in your station
A funny taste taste must have been a real bad
Jenny spiked his drink
Got him puddle-mad
And calling out for Jenny's a bit
Too little too late
She's halfway down the stairway
She gon' wait
Though you are flammable
She gon' wait
Down at the landslide
Drinkin' up her cherry wine
Brought it in a box full of hand-me-downs
Guess this all just was
Simply a calamity

Simply a calamity
♪
Made yourself at home real fast
A bit too visibly
Wish I could say I'm pleased, but I'd lie
Half price, two promises for one
But if promises can go on sale then so can a heart's possession
And that's how she got caught up in your station
Just a fairytale dream come true
Dream come true, baby
Without a happy end
And even though it's one I come back to
I guess that it just shouldn't be told
♪
Made yourself at home real fast
A bit too visibly
Wish I could say I'm pleased, but I'd lie
Half price, two promises for one
But if promises can go on sale then so can a heart's possession
And that's how she got caught up in your station
Just a fairytale dream come true
Dream come true, baby
Without a happy end
And even though it's one I come back to
I guess that it just shouldn't be told