Hey, look what I just got in the mail
It's a tax refund
Isn't that fantastic?
Oh, that's not fantastic, I just saw a dragon on third avenue
Now that's fantastic (wow, that really is)
Yeah, that's what I like about this world, never a dull moment
Why should some days remain mundane?
The world outside is far from plain (don't complain)
Whatever you set your mind to
That's exactly what you can do
When you ride a unicorn to the store 'cause you're bored
Or go to the court to divorce a townie dwarf
Oh, it's fantastic!
Impossible to rationally grasp it
When you float to a place 'cause you don't want to walk
Or take a boat into space 'cause you don't wanna talk
Oh, it's fantastic!
Enough to make you wanna do a backflip
You're ready? (Okay), go ahead
Thank you (you did it, man)
Eh, what can I tell you? (That's fantastic)
Oh, no-no, that's not fantastic, that's real life (right, right, you see that?)
Some people do say we're talking make-believe
But thankfully
We're changing ties when we fly to a magic bakery
Magic bread, magic cake
19 high on your magic plate!
And chocolate moose!
Wash it down with orange juice!
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When your cat grows wings and your dog starts to sing
'Cause you kissed a French queen in your new time machine
Oh, it's fantastic!
The distance from reality is drastic
When the fork in the road is 20 feet tall
So you use it to masticate a giant meatball
Oh, it's fantastic!
So absolutely terribly gastric
Some people do say we're just day dreamin'
They start believin'
When you demonstrate your powers of fire breathing
Purple smoke, bright red flames!
Colors that will entertain!
Disintegrated moose!
Bring it back with orange juice!
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Now that, that was fantastic
Yes sir (what?)
Hey Joe (yeah), I thought this was interactive?
Where's this other people, the other dancers?
Oh, you're right, bring out the dancers please
Bring 'em out, here they are
Let's hear it for 'em, ladies and gentlemen
You guys make a good-looking Chorisland (lovely group)
Alright you're ready? Everybody knows it, right? (Yeah)
Okay, here we go ready, a-five, six, seven, eight
When you keep on dancing and the show never ends
And the entire universe eventually attends, it's fantastic!
Absolutely intergalactic!
Literately, not figuratively
Not fictionally, ridiculously
Fantastic, no going past it!
It's my pleasure and I'll never mask it!
It's fantastic!
Pass the orange juice!
Let's hear it for all these lovely dancers, ladies and gentlemen
Take a bow everybody, take a bow, yes
And how 'bout that band? How 'bout 'em?
And ladies and gentlemen, my dear friend Mr. Tony Dancer
Bye-bye, alright!