You kick my funny bone Each time you're near I double over Laughing through my tears Why can't you stop this I can't say what's happening I'm a known assassin When it comes to killing years My heart's been stranded and I've been branded A hopeless romantic My heart's been stranded and I've been branded A hopeless romantic A hopeless romantic Full of hope They call it addiction Test my conviction Say we'll never kiss But I've told already That we're going steady And I'm ninety an hour Into the abyss My heart's been stranded And I've been branded A hopeless romantic My heart's been stranded And I've been branded A hopeless romantic A hopeless romantic, a hopeless romantic, a hopeless romantic A hopeless romantic