My dog left me for another man
My truck ran away with my heart
My woman broke down on the side of the road
So I hadta sell her for parts
I'm gonna whisk all the drinky in this town
I'll get so fall that I drunk down
Them stops might try to cop me
And give me a testalyzer breath
It's just the hair of the cure to dog what ails ya
In bail no pal to jail ya
Spent money rent just a-tonky-honkin' into this mess
My dog left me for another man
My truck ran away with my heart
My woman broke down on the side of the road
So I hadta sell her for parts
I lifted enough whiskey to ship a bottle off the ground
But tonight I let the bottle down
By girlin' every call in my ol' datebook
You got to listen to your veggies and eat your folks
Roll your own whiskey and pour your own smokes
And be sure to cross both ways before you look
My dog left me for another man
My truck ran away with my heart
My woman broke down on the side of the road
So I hadta sell her for parts
But she was in pretty rough shape anyways