I've been unconscious been obnoxious
I've have been plenty of thing I cant spell
I've had old friends and dead ends and both wished me well
The trouble I make aint troubling me no more.
I invited folks over and I locked all the doors
I've been drunk in every podunk prairie pit stop tavern
I'm guessin' there's a lesson somewhere I oughtta learn
The trouble I make aint troubling me no more
I'm tippin' back the bottle and I aint keepin score
Had a lion's share and didn't care,
Didn't even know til it was gone
With AC up in a pickup truck burned the bridge that I was on
The trouble I make aint troubling me no more.
I'll get a real nice hotel room and sleep on the floor
There's this one guy that always says I
Really oughtta borrow some book
I honestly swore to him once before I am as dumb as he looks
The trouble I make aint troubling me no more.
Next week weeks the grand opening of my used book store
We've all heard some folks word is nearly as good as gold.
I guess mine aint worth a dime by the albums I've sold
The trouble I make aint troubling me no more.
I'll keep making records though they're keepin me poor
Some city parasitic critic type said I sing through my nose
Some men' would get offended but I think he's pretty darn close
The trouble I make aint troubling me no more,
Me and my critics have a great rapport
I've got queries and theories that my mind cant quite grasp
Questions and suggestions that'd make most folks laugh
The trouble I make aint troubling me no more
I'd rather wonder than know forsure