Just a Buck or two buckaroo Aint never bought nothing brand new Thrift store stetson and hand me down boots With soles so gone you could see my roots Just a buck or two buckaroo My horse is just as broke as me He's got ringbone and an arthritic knee When I say my ol' horse is broke He's about as lame as my best damn joke I guess this winter we'll be sharin' feed Room, board and blanket with my steed Hope that hoss can keep me dry and warm I traded my best wool jacket for 'em Just a Buck or two buckaroo Aint never bought nothing brand new Thrift store stetson and hand me down boots With soles so gone you could see my roots Just a buck or two buckaroo I got the finest rope i could afford That aint sayin' much when you're dirt poor It's a little kinked up and the ends comin' loose Every time I miss that's my best excuse Learned everything I know from Louis L'amour Spaghetti westerns and the sawdust floor Will Rogers surely taught me more Than the best damn school couldn't afford Just a Buck or two buckaroo Aint never bought nothing brand new Thrift store stetson and hand me down boots With soles so gone you could see my roots Just a buck or two buckaroo I remember the last time I payed the askin' price I was six years old it was 1995 You'd think I was tryin' to buy this man's wife Over 25 cents on a pocket knife I've been lookin' for new spurs, chaps and a saddle Home on the range to raise my cattle Only problem is, I haven't got a single cent I guess I'll keep worryin' 'bout payin' my rent Just a Buck or two buckaroo Aint never bought nothing brand new Thrift store stetson and hand me down boots With soles so gone you could see my roots Just a buck or two buckaroo Just a buck or two buckaroo