Is life better down under Well my cellphone swears it's so Sharing the lives of all I know who go To Australia I will never know you In Australia Your problems just don't show through Bloody blokes in cut-off sleeves Flip-flops and sunglass thieves You can be whoever you wanted to be there In Australia I will never know you Oh Australia Your problems just don't show through So take a sunny photograph of a hillside backdropped laugh And I will see it soon When I wake to a sunless snow-filled noon with my eyes on my phone like glue And I will comment "Looks warm Nice picture of you" Oh Australia Australia Stop stealing all my friends