I'm in a steel-cold sauna And I really don't wanna' I should be strapped in a hammock like Richard Burton In the Night Of The Iguana I'm on the jumpin' beans I drive the big machine I've got a big blue devil on either side And I'm always stuck in between Fadin' so hard so hard I need a jumpin' start I've got the 'soldiers heart' Steppin' out, drink it down, shoot it up, blackin' out Livin' the part I'm on the jumpin' beans I drive the big machine I've got a big blue devil on either side And I'm always stuck in between Fadin' so hard so hard The boys and me are always merry and bright Singin', sinnin', swingin', grinnin' in the spotlight It's a deep intruder It's a demon absoluta' She's a long-lost, rode-hard, cool, tall, thin, blonde Standing-up-Buddha She's on the jumpin' beans She drives the big machine She's got a big blue devil on either side That she's always stuck in between Fadin' so hard so hard