Take a lurch to the right
And stumble back ten steps in time
Close off your minds and twist
Away your common senses
And now form straight lines
Apocalypse Shuffle!
Apocalypse Shuffle!
Slide a little more off to the right
And puff out your chests in unison
Narrow your views and shuffle off
Your dignity
Now kick out those foreign types
Apocalypse Shuffle!
Apocalypse Shuffle!
Stare with wistful eyes at ages gone
As you march toward oblivion
Jump around like you've lost your head
Circle round in blissful ignorance
Wave your guns in the air
With your hand on your heart
Close your eyes and dull your senses
Shake your fists with impotence
Apocalypse Shuffle!
Apocalypse Shuffle!
Now one last jump off to the right
Box yourself with repetition
Now grab your pitchforks
Rally round some dead old slaver
Then goose-step off into the night
Apocalypse Shuffle!
Apocalypse Shuffle!