There's a girl, playing her piano, there's a little girl, playing her big piano While her mother gives her an enema, while her mother While her mother gives her an enema, while her mother And then the daddy comes in and jacks off on the piano, and jacks off on the piano And jacks off on the piano, and jacks off on the piano Meanwhile, the local maternity ward, nurse comes in with a great big sledgehammer She kills all the little babies, destroys the monitoring system Says she got some time to stick around She calls the doctor, said look what I've done She calls the doctor, said look what I've done She calls the doctor, said look what I've done Doctor comes in, pops a boner and jacks off in her cap And then the motel manager comes by And takes a little shit in his hand, and then he takes a little shit in his hand And then he takes a little shit in his hand And the he puts it on like lipstick, lipstick, he puts it on like lipstick, lipstick