I leave my home, I leave for a couple weeks I leave my home, I leave it in the care of a friend Don't get me wrong, he's a nice guy, I like him just fine But he's a mouth breather Don't get me wrong, he's a nice guy, I like him just fine But he's a mouth breather I expect when I return, I return to some sort of order Such is not the case, no, such is not the case I leave my home, I leave for a couple weeks I leave my home, I leave it in the care of a friend Don't get me wrong, he's a nice guy, I like him just fine But he is a mouth breather I leave my home, I leave for a couple weeks I leave my home, I leave it in the care of a friend And in my basement, I found rainin' piss And in my kitchen, I found my friend deceased