In the middle of the forest In the middle of the woods I took off my fuckin' pants That's when Jeff's mom understood She's a chode bearing slut Who gets drunk at bars with balloons and friends as they walk her to her car. In the middle of the forest I called her a fuckin whore, put a knife in her chest These would be her last words, like she told me they would These would be the last words she ever heard Â"suck my fuckin dickÂ"