If you were an animal I know that you'd be an insect Cause you're gross, small and slimy And you're such a litterbug Litterbug! Litterbug! Litterbug! Litterbug! Litterbug! Litterbug! Litterbug! Litterbug! Litterbug! When you wake up in the next life I hope you're born in a flytrap Then you can't spread your filth everywhere Filthy little litterbug Litterbug! Litterbug! Litterbug! Litterbug! Litterbug! Litterbug! Litterbug! Litterbug! Litterbug! All you lazy, thoughtless people I wish that you were insects Then when I caught you dropping ciggy butts outside my café I'd just stomp you right into the pavement Litterbug! Litterbug! Litterbug! Litterbug! Litterbug! Litterbug! Litterbug! Litterbug! Litterbug! Litterbug!