Dear Santa I've been a good kid I ate up all my carrots and silverbeet Did the dishes and I cleaned my room But houseworks got me a little stressed out So for Christmas this year If it's not too much trouble Could you please, pretty please just send me 17 grams of horse tranquilizer Ho Ho Ho You know I got this for the reindeer son But you've been such a good boy Here's 17 grams of pure north pole snow On the first day of Christmas the nice man gave to me A big bag of powdered ketamine