I'll let you in
But only if you drink some water at the bar
And go get something to eat son
You're stumbling and I won't hold you up
They're selling sangria so cheaply
Just nine dollars for a jug
I skip the glass, skull it straight from the spout
I'm really fucking drunk
Bro, slow down
You're cooked, it's ten
You're so wasted
He'll kick us out again
Before we came here we had pre-drinks up on Mt. Victoria
Couple kingy-strongs and I think we split a scrumpy
Tastes like shit but does the job
I sweat out so much walking up
Shit hit way harder than I thought that it would
On the way down the world started spinning
I'm really fucking drunk
Bro, slow down
You're cooked, it's ten
You're so wasted
He's gonna kick us out again
I let you in
Because you said you'd drink some water at the bar
Did you hear me say go drink a litre of sangria?
Are you deaf or are you dumb?
You broke the rules I'm throwing you out
Go find some chips and a poor cunt to ride you home
I'm sick of you little kids
Annoying fucking drunks