I suppose I've seen you three times now And I guess that I'm wondering how You keep the boys at bay I have a feeling that they are wondering too I've seen you with your hair down at least 5 times I've always wondered what make man commit crimes But even I would sometimes If it weren't for the likes of you And your glasses your hideous glasses When you remove them I'd rather skip my classes and be caught Then to entertain the thought That someday you'll just put them on again But I can make the best of it until then Still I know you go deeper than your beauty You go well above and beyond The call of duty to your country and your school But I grew up too cool Like the rest of us with our thumbs up our asses If you call I will come But I'm about as quick as molasses When I dream of you you're not wearing your glasses