You're one mean stripper with a microphone And I'd respect you more if you just took off your clothes, yeah You're a waste of free minutes and a dance routine And your daddy had to buy the record company Guess, I'll be the bad guy So get mad at me I'm only sayin' what everybody thinks You ain't no Madonna, no, you ain't no pop queen You're just a primadonna suckin' up the paparazzi Gotta shake that ass 'cause we know you can't sing You think that you're the real deal You're nothin' but a striptease, stra-stra-striptease I can only listen to you in a magazine You're the reason there ain't music on MTV And I got a stack of ones but it ain't for your CD I'm only sayin' what everybody thinks You ain't no Madonna, no, you ain't no pop queen You're just a primadonna suckin' up the paparazzi Gotta shake that ass 'cause we know you can't sing You think that you're the real deal You're nothin' but a striptease, stra-stra-striptease So take it off, nice and slow Or take it off, my radio Now you ain't no Madonna, no, you ain't no pop queen You're just a primadonna fuckin' up the paparazzi Gotta shake that ass 'cause we know you can't sing You think that you're the real deal You're nothin' but a striptease You ain't no Madonna, no, you ain't no pop queen You're just a primadonna suckin' up the paparazzi Gotta shake that ass 'cause we know you can't sing You think that you're the real deal You're nothin' but a striptease, stra-stra-striptease Stra-stra-striptease, you're nothin' but a striptease