You're a goddamn factory hot rod Everything about you is premeditated You're really loud and you're really fast You're hung soo proud but... will ya last? You think when they made you they broke the mold You're like everybody else you gotta be told I know that you'll never realize That your unnecessary vanity is your demise You are a goddamn factory hot rod Everything about you is premeditated You're so pretty you look like a girl! You think you own the whole wide world You could never own me, slick motha fucka You're a stupid shit to think nobody can touch ya! You are a goddamn factory hot rod Everything about you is premeditated You're really dumb and you're really fat I guess no one ever really told you that! I know in this town you think you're a rock star Go to New York my friend you'll never get far I know you'll never realize That your unnecessary vanity is your demise