Woah-oh, well, the pony was funky The watusi was kinda smooth Woah-oh, well, the problem with all those old dance steps was you had to move Woah-oh, well, I found a brand-new step And it doesn't take anything to get this groove And they're doing the standing still And they're doing the standing still And they're doing the standing still And they're doing the standing still, hey! Woah-oh, well, it's a sensation Across the entire nation Woah-oh, a hundred million kids, all dancing in suspended animation Woah-oh, if the feeling's all right We'll be standing still until the morning light And they're doing the standing still And they're doing the standing still And they're doing the standing still And they're doing the standing still, hey! I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed Oh, my aching head Uh-huh! In Fargo, six or seven kids watched the Plan in a strip-mall Well, I thought they were bored out of their skulls But it turns out they were having a ball, uh-huh W Woah-oh, well, if I only knew they were doing the brand-new step everybody isn't moving to And they're doing the standing still And they're doing the standing still And they're doing the standing still And they're doing the standing still, hey!