So, goin' down the Amazon in a red brick boat Lookin' for some secret treasure Hot with Malaria And I've got that map upside-down Well, north, south, east, west, X still marks that spot And I'm so tired And if I fell asleep, I might not ever wake up So, I'm goin' down the Amazon in a light pink push-up bra You won't believe what I just saw A fully amazing time And I've got that map upside-down Well, north, south, east, west, X still marks that spot And I feel like Young MC And if I fell asleep, I might not ever wake up Oh god A! E! I! O! U! And sometimes Y (Yeah! Woo! Yeah!) A! E! I! O! U! And sometimes Y (Yeah! Woo! Yeah!) Why? Because people like you! Don't like you! So, goin' down the Amazon in a light green '57 Chevy Well, you think that's, um, kind of heavy? You should read my poetry And I've been known to read it out loud