Master Roy, where do you think you're going?
I'm getting this over
Do you know it's Christmas Eve?
I don't give a shit
The Joker's not meant to be triffled with
I can handle it
He has testicles the size of tangerine
Oh yeah? Well, I have bread balls
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Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh
Joker's on the go
Laughing all the way
The bells on Penguins ring
Make Riddler wanna fight
Two-Face wants to flip a coin
And sing this song tonight
Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost a wheel
And Joker got away
Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost a wheel
And Joker got away
A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
On Catwoman and Talia
With Ivy on the side
My Bat was lean and lank
And Alfred left the house
So I took them to the Batcave
Had a foursome on the couch
Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost a wheel
And Joker got away
Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost a wheel
And Joker got away
♪
Where is he?
I'll murder him
Where is he?
My Batarang, my Batarang
I want you to play with my Batarang
My Batarang, my Batarang
I want you to play with my Batarang
Every single night
Batman's out there fighting crime
Punching bad guys in the face
And all that on his dime
Even if it's Christmas
Bad guys never quit
And Batman's getting fed up
Of all their stupid shit
Jingle Bells, Joker smells
Harley laid an egg
Batmobile found a wheel
And Batman saved the day
Jingle Bells, Joker smells
Harley laid an egg
Batmobile found a wheel
And Batman saved the day
My Batarang, my Batarang
I want you to play with my Batarang
Jingle Bells, Joker smells
Harley laid an egg
Batmobile found a wheel
And Batman saved the day