Sleigh bell rings, try to ignore them It's freezing cold, and I'm shiverin' It's a horrible sight, I wish I could die Cause I fucking hate this winter wonderland All I see is a blizzard I miss the sun, the heat, the nice weather The summer is gone so let's sing along I fucking hate this winter wonderland In the meadow we can fight a snowman Punch him 'till his head will hit the ground When the kids will yell: "Hey! What the hell man?" We won't stop the beating 'till he's down Later on, we'll conspire An easy way to build a fire Burn this bitch to the ground, melting snow all around Cause I fucking hate this winter wonderland In the meadow we can fight a snowman Kick him like I was Jackie Chan When the cops show up I'll say: "Whoa man, he's the one who challenged us again" When it snows it's depressin' Through my nose mucus is flowin' Wait inside everyday for the snow the melt away Cause I fucking hate this winter wonderland I fucking hate this winter wonderland Let's escape this snow, fly to Mexico Cause I fucking hate this winter wonderland