I plan on waiting for jolly Saint-Nick To tell him to his face that I think he's a dick For keeping me out of his yuletide plans I'll stangle the fucker with both of my hands And while he's convulsing and gasping for air I'll stomp on his balls and keep pulling his hair Singing na na na Merry Christmas Na na Merry Christmas When Ms.Claus will have seen what I've done I'll punch out the bitch, fill her ass full of cum Then when she's crying and asking me why I'll yell "fuck you bitch" and "I hope that you die" Singing na na na Merry Christmas Na na Merry Christmas Come on everybody Singing na na na Merry Christmas Na na Merry Christmas Fuck you