I wrote a postcard To you baby 'Cuz you've been gone a whole lot lately Bought a twelve pack Kicked back and thought I'd get a little gone too Got a new crush She's a head rush She's one of a hell of a whole lot more fun Than your heart that is as cold as this can that I'm holdin' on to So between me and you I'm drunk, I'm wasted, I'm high, hell I'm faded My vision is blurry, but I'm hope I'm being perfectly clear Cuz this buzz I've been chasing ain't As better than my love that you wasted And if you ever think I wish you were here, no, I wish you were beer She's bubbly, she thinks I'm funny And she sure costs a lot less money And a party ain't a party 'til she rolls through that door I ain't hurtin' no more Yeah I'm drunk, I'm wasted, I'm high, hell I'm faded My vision is blurry, but I hope I'm being perfectly clear Yeah this buzz I've been chasing Ain't as better than my love that you wasted And if you ever think I wish you were here, no, I wish you were beer Y'all listen to this right here now If you ever get to missing me and wishin' you could come back home You should know I'll be super busy, tipsy cuz she lets me tap her keg All night long I'm drunk, I'm wasted, I'm high, hell I'm faded My vision's blurry, but I'm hope I'm being perfectly clear I wish you were beer Cuz this buzz I've been chasing ain't As better than the love that you wasted And if you ever think I wish you were here Girl if you ever think I wish you were here If you ever think I wish you were here No, I wish you were beer Cuz I'm drunk, I'm wasted, I'm high, hell I'm faded My vision's blurry, but I'm hope I'm being perfectly clear Yeah this buzz I've been chasing Ain't as better than my love that you wasted And if you ever think I wish you were here No, I wish you were beer