Oh oh oh I'm not asleep But I'll go beneath the sheets Just one more time so I can ease my knees Oh baby you're just a geek You're a theatre major freak Getting by on tabs of acid and raw meat Oh when the saints are marching in Hope I'll get under your skin So the world may know how we live in sin Oh kill me babe, what's the spin? Scooby snacks and Vicodin Can't get me higher than when I'm between your lips I'll chase the fame you'll chase the weed But nothing happened here for free You'll change your mind in a week (You'll change your mind in a week!) Just stay the hell away from me Oh oh oh I'm not asleep But I'll go beneath the sheets Just one more time so I can play police Oh baby you're just a freak You're a counterculture dweeb Getting by on double drops and raw sardines Oh when the saints are marching in Hope I'll get beneath your skin Maybe one day I'll become the next of kin Oh kill me babe, what's the spin? Candy canes and Ritalin Can't get me higher than when you sway those hips Oh doggy days oh doggy dreams The ends don't justify the means You'll change your mind in a week (You'll change your mind in a week!) Just stay the fuck away from me