I took my girl out for dinner last night
She looked so good by candlelight
I like her a lot and we've been dating a while
So I finally had the courage to explain my desires
Sexually, sexually
I like being told what to do
And basically, basically
I'm a submissive dude
She said, "I don't get it, I just wanna be equals"
In bed we make love just like we're two normal people
I tried to explain how I really feel
And as I explained this became an ordeal
My tеmper flared and I ruined thе meal
I just wanted to say how I really feel
I will kick your ass if you don't spank mine
Grab those nipple clamps, you know I don't ask twice
I'm getting down on my knees and if you don't comply
With my submissive demands, I'm gonna ruin your fucking life tonight
I'm a dominant sub
I'm a dominant sub
I'm a dominant sub
I'm a dominant sub, ooh
I told my girl I was sorry today
The way I yelled was not okay
But I explained that there's something wrong
I can't get off unless she goes dom
Servitude, servitude
Is what I like to do
So grab your tools, grab your tools
I'm bending over for you
She said, "Baby, please, can we just take that leash off?
And cuddle on the couch after we order a pizza"
I tried to explain that I finish faster
When she's sitting on my face and I'm screaming "Master"
I've been a fool for too many years
Now it's time I'm honest, so listen here
I will kick your ass if you don't spank mine
Make me suck those toes, I bet they're salty and nice
I'm begging, darling, please don't make me start a fight
Just chain my bitch ass up and put that dirty old sock in my mouth tonight
I'm a dominant sub (Look, I'm not a mean guy, okay? I-)
(I never have been, I'm- no, I'm a submissive)
(I like to be controlled! Tie me up, you know?)
(Chain me down, just take that ball and put it in my mouth)
(This is ridiculous, I've never been so upset, you know?)
(Just take me and gag me!) Gag me, please!
Gag me, please! (Thank you, master)
Gag me, please! (I'm a bastard)
Gag me, please! (Thank you, master)
I'm a dominant sub
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I'm a dominant sub
I'm a-