If I'm a man Then you are the god of everything else If I'm a man Then I'm gonna think of you when I'm all by myself When the tears roll down your face Then you'll know If I'm a man Then I'm gonna put you right up on the shelf If I'm a man Then I got a cock that thinks for itself When the tears roll down your face Then you'll know (All right settle in now, that feels good) Transmission effect broadcast meat (Step to the side, start walking) Plastic (down second street) crushing buildings fall on fat meathead (All in black) While lifting Volkswagen to save young blonde Barbie (Gather round for the downtown clown) Here comes the trash (Hey over there, I got something for you) Oh I'm sorry did I get some on you Oh, it'll wipe right up Hey hey hey hey If I'm a man Then I'm gonna love you like no other man could now baby If I'm a man Then I'm gonna bring you on down to the gutter with me now honey When the tears roll down your face Then you'll know